Chomper...aka "Beef," "The Beef," "Beefers," "Ziggy Piggy." I'm almost positive her parents were not in fact bulldogs, but swine. And not just because she looks a little like a pig, but because she's the dirtiest, messiest, little white dog who comes in the house after being outside for 30 seconds looking like this:
Despite getting my freshly-cleaned ceramic tile full of mud and having to constantly wipe down her beefcake body, I love her. How could you not love this face??
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Dear Chomper,
Too bad you're not black and tan like me! I can roll in the dirt all I want and my mom doesn't know until I lay on the couch! Hahahaa! Gotcha again, mom!
Love,
Nubie
Poor Chomp no one understands her complex world! Crazy girl!
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